Rob Sheff and Musto have a book out. (Different Ones)

What do you think? Also new galleries under the photography pages.

Thanks for taking our Winter!

" Almost on cue, Tuesday's early morning arctic blast dropped a fresh layer of wet snow to the region between 4 a.m. and 9 a.m., snarling traffic and cancelling school for nearly 380,000 students."

Snow? What's that?
Hahahahaha.

Awwwww.




http://www.local6.com/news/10726779/detail.html#

See. I told you.

Or as Sizza says, "I thought that was a production still from Goodfellas."


From L- R: My great Uncles.: uncle jerry, uncle joe, uncle ciro, uncle pete, uncle carmine and uncle freddy.

Uncle Joe--rocking the black shirt, light tie look. Bet they all have pinky rings on too.

Becks and Posh, coming soon to a trashy tabloid near you!

http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/S/SOC_BECKHAM_GALAXY?SITE=NYNYP&SECTION=SPORTS

Tagger choked, stabbed & run over

MAN LOSES LEG IN MACHETE ATTACK

Last week I went with the Sizza to my hometown, Vegas. It is the first time in forever that I had a good time there. We stayed at the Flamingo on the Strip, which was old school but perfectly serviceable. I got all tourist-like and walked around with a camera around my neck, gambled (lost my first $30 to roulette—suck!), and played the slots. Even saw an Elvis impersonator. Totally fun. Was totally ready to leave after like 48 hours.

Some pix.

K-Mac reports: "Otis Monkeypants showing off his 20 piercings in the third picture. He's starting to eat again and getting a little more feisty."











Apparently, Monkeypants has a brother. Also appears to be quite a rascal. His person Susan writes:
" Deuce likes to climb in the toilet, knock over the garbage can, and bop his older sister on the
head. He hasn't broken a laptop or eaten anything requiring
hospitalization -- yet. Naughtiness aside, Deuce is as awesome cat --
he's super friendly and happy all the time."






[ED NOTE: Those of you who are shocked to see that there are so many animal photos on this site obviously don't know me very well. Isn't it obvious that I'd just play with puppies and kitties all day long rather than hang out with you people? That is the end of this public service announcement]

Musto had a book party at Room Service Tuesday night.









This is Amanda Lepore and Ivana Trump getting ready for their close up.

More pictures from the slideshow here.

A Tribute to James Brown.
Best part, besides Tom Silverman's, is the Randy Jones aka the Cowboy from the Village People's quote about "Living in America."

"He wanted it to sound like a Village People song—the big layered male-chorus sound."

But do i have to wait till JUNE?????


http://gizmodo.com/photogallery/TheRealAppleiPhone/799205

Jersey Stinks.
You don't say?

"While the exact source and cause of the odor is still not clear, Charles Sturcken of the city Department of Environmental Protection said the agency was "pretty sure it came from New Jersey."

Kathryn's beloved Monkeypants ate some string and got himself in the hospital. He's had [very expensive] surgery and is recovering.



A little annoyed, but still handsome.
LONG LIVE THE MONKEYPANTS!

"Kunstar" from the Petrie Lounge
http://www.whitehouseanimationinc.com/kunstbar.htm

Disturbing news.

Pnut almost choked and died today after swallowing a root-like substance outside a grocery story. She went to the hospital and got x-rays and bloods tests and was determined to be OK.

Here she is at her cutest:









Here she is making out with Brian:






if anything would have happened to Pnut, i would have had to be put on suicide watch.


Long live Pnut!!!

Doing its part to prove that cats are the superior pet.

Cute Overload


Esmerelda


Fauna


Aimee's kitty. I forget his name. Cute!




Exceptions are made for Newman, fattest pug ever.



And of course, Pnut.

All two of you: pink? too gay? easier to read?
What you think?

I don't know how to draw arrows on the picture but he's the cutie on the far left with the badass sideburns. That's my friend Mario Diaz, former Seattlelite, ex- New Yorker, now Los Angeleno in the new Grease promo. Mario used to run the Cock, and served as my guide to New York nightlife before it started sucking. Go Mario!!

New Year's Resolutions.



My favorite is Hutz

Kate Moss marries ...ew.

"Britney Spears collapsed at Pure Nightclub early today, cutting short her New Year's Eve appearance at the Caesars Palace megaclub. She had a little too much to drink," said a Pure source. "She was assisted out, but she was not carried."

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2007/Jan-01-Mon-2007/news/britney.html

Happy New Year's!